Sunday 30 January 2011

TOP 3 NON-PREMIERSHIP ADVERTISING HOARDINGS w/e 30-01-11

TORBAY TAXIS 211611 - A LESS TAXING TAXI - Torquay Utd.

SG SALVO SOILS - BULK EXCAVATION. QUARRYSTONE. TOPSOIL. - Swansea City.

KEN BROWN MOTORS - Stevenage Borough.

Tuesday 25 January 2011

Goodbye Suffolk

The foreigner with a murky past
Here for more than several months
A hero, an agent-provocateur, an agitator
One of us.
And, although furnished with mouths & gift-horses
We looked, but never asked
We should've felt his pained expression
We should've seen his pounding heart.
In the midst of a media circus we dallied
And now he is about to go
But we all kept our silence, muffled voices and gobs
And now we will never know
"Keano: Why did you take the Ipswich job?"

Saturday 22 January 2011

TOP 3 NON-PREMIERSHIP AD HOARDINGS (Eastern) w/e 22-01-11

Ew SPECIALISTS - (Lincoln City)

WILFREDA BEEHIVE - (Doncaster Rovers)

POOL RESPRAYS - (Hartlepool Utd)

Tuesday 18 January 2011

Top 3 Non-Premiership & Non-CHAMPIONSHIP (too much flak from local business) Advertising Hoardings on the BBC w/c 17-1-11

BRADFORD DECORATING - Oxford Utd

LAINES FOR DRAINS - Plymouth Argyle

ADVERTISE HERE. Tel: 0114 223834 - Rotherham Utd

Campaign Update

The gollywog shop has closed down. Tesco are expanding. Gary's Discounts has reduced it's wall of wool. The builders started work on Wetherspoon's yesterday. Beccles Kebab & Pizza has a new menu.

Saturday 15 January 2011

TOP 3 NON-PREMIERSHIP ADVERTISING HOARDINGS w/e 15-01-11

WILFREDA BEEHIVE - (Doncaster Rovers)

KEITHS - (Bristol City)

WELLSBRIDGE MOTORHOMES - (Peterborough Utd)

Monday 10 January 2011

2010 TOP 5 NON-PREMIERSHIP ADVERTISING HOARDINGS




SOFA KING - Our prices are sofa king low, you may wet your pants (Northampton Town)
DAVID FISHWICK - Minibus Sales (Burnley)
BUFFET CITY - All You Can Eat From 3-15 (Plymouth Argyle)
ANTHONY - (Wycombe Wanderers)
FARMHOUSE BISCUITS - (Burnley)

Congratulations to Northampton Town for winning last year's "Inadvertent BBC Advertising Competition".
And well done also to Burnley for both of their 'bold' adverts, proving that in this case, size really does matter!

Thursday 6 January 2011

(re-named) Windy Henman Hill

At 00:51 during the shipping forecast
in Sydney, England easily won
and all eyes turned to Murray in Melbourne
Hebrides,Biscay,Cromarty and even the English ones

Sunday 2 January 2011

Nigella's Tits




I lunged for the soy
and juddered to a bumpy slide
twixt the plum sauce & mustard

A dirty condiment cupboard
well past its sell-by suggestion
and covered in dates

I suppressed the feeling
a yearning to clean, yet nothing
more than a passing wipe

A wipe that with glossing
gave a sheen so inviting
it made me feel like Nigella's tits