Thursday, 28 April 2011

Coming Off Meds Again (Week 1 tba)






I am just about regaining full mobility.
Received a phone call from my GP today, informing me that Croc Snooze & I ARE actually eligible for IVF treatment!

So here we go again......

London-Types: keep those jam jars warm please.

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

BRING BACK MARY WHITEHOUSE (Women In Love)







Filth.



Pure filth.






Bring back Mary Whitehouse!

Monday, 28 March 2011

THE TOP 15 ALL-TIME NON-PREMIERSHIP ADVERTISING HOARDINGS (2010/11)



THE SOFA KING: OUR PRICES ARE SOFA KING LOW, YOU MAY WET YOUR PANTS - Northampton Town


BUFFET CITY: ALL YOU CAN EAT FROM 3-15 - Plymouth Argyle


ADVERTISE HERE: TEL 0114 223834 - Rotherham Utd


FAMILY SIZE PIES - Liecester City


ANTHONY - Wycombe Wanderers


MARINO FISH BAR and TAKEAWAY (and CAFE) - Gillingham


KEITHS - Bristol City


DAVID FISHWICK: MINIBUS SALES - Burnley


WHIP STREET MOTORS - Ipswich Town


DIVORCE ONLINE - Swindon Town


WILFREDA BEEHIVE - Doncaster Rovers


MANNERS PIMBLETT - Stockport County


mc CARPETS - Wycombe Wanderers


ew SPECIALISTS - Lincoln City


TORBAY TAXIS: 211611 A LESS TAXING TAXI - Torquay Utd

Thursday, 24 March 2011

TOP 3 NON-PREMIERSHIP ADVERTISING HOARDINGS (The penultimate one)



POTT'S PIES - Morecambe.

IDEAL SCAFFOLDINGS - Aldershot Town.

FARMHOUSE BISCUITS - Burnley.

Campaign Update (The mysterious reappearance of Julian Assange,butter & nipples)



Julian Assange was seen by my neighbour, signing his tag-thing, yesterday morning in Beccles Police Station.

He was accompanied by a cameraman, who he referred to as 'one of his own'.

They took shots of him entering the police station, and different angle shots of him signing the register.


Assange's original bail conditions (that were made public) required him to attend between 2pm and 5pm in the afternoon.


All press were advised that there was to be NO FILMING or PHOTOGRAPHY inside the station.


Is Julian Assange still on bail, or is he putting the final touches to his forthcoming film?

If he is required to meet bail guidelines, why is he deliberately flouting them?

We say "Oi Oi Oi Jules. What's going on?"


In other news, Tesco Beccles have re-stocked Country Life butter, but it would appear at the expense of Ecovert washing-up liquid.

A customer comment form has been submitted.


And in rather sad news, the media attention given to the increases of breast & skin cancer in women under 30, appears not to have been heeded by the bright young ladies of Suffolk.

Following two days of warm sunshine, nearly every girl in this small town literally had their tits out today.

I thought I saw melanoma at one point;

I can only hope it was nipple.

Take care of your bodies girls, and cover up when you can.

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

TOP 3 NON-PREMIERSHIP ADVERTISING HOARDINGS w/e 24-03-11



DUNCAN PHILLIPS - Barnet.

J.G. JONES - Hartlepool Utd.

MORRIS LUBRICANTS - Shrewsbury Town.

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

TOP 3 NON-PREMIERSHIP ADVERTISING HOARDINGS w/e 23-03-11



DAGGERS HOLIDAY CLUB - Dagenham & Redbridge.

SWANSEA FASTENERS - Swansea City.

BRADFORD DECORATING - Oxford Utd.