Tuesday 12 May 2015

DIARY OF A 21st CENTURY OPIUM-EATER



DAY 5:

Constipated.

Severely constipated and very angry.
(Unsure if the two are related?)

Still.
I've been pain-free for three of the last four days.
(If you discount the unripe watermelon in my bowels).

OCD at an all-time high.
Currently dusting the cobwebs in my garage.

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