Sunday 5 June 2011

BRING BACK MARY WHITEHOUSE (Countryfile)






What IS going on?

Last week we had the ginger one, ejaculating over his family-home, where they farm stuff, and drive big 4x4's with legitimacy.



And this week we're subjected to Matt.



Back at his childhood stomping ground, creaming over the rides he experienced in the back lanes of Ruralsville.
Mr. Baker nearly exploded when he donged the school-bell, behaviour more suited to an onanistic campanologist.

Why the self-indulgence BBC?
Why does this say anything to us about our lives, particularly on Sunday evenings?

What next?
Julia Bradbury showing us where she was first titted-up, in a haystack, behind an oast-house owned by her forefathers?

No.
It's time to bring back Mary Whitehouse!

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